December 2011
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“The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.”
– Albert Camus
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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biology teacher: so the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
biology teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
biology teacher:
me:
student:
biology teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Erin and I have a new way to spend together.
We play Sims on our own laptops. Read our own books. Soon, play Amnesia. Yep. We do this while sitting right next to each other. Yep. Just a random thing.
